“Top 5 Songs to Fuck to” By: Holden Kodish (EXPLICIT)

Top 5 songs to fuck to.

Just like what it says in the title. If you’re trying to get your nut or ladynut on, play these songs for a more intense experience

1. Thick of it, by KSI ft. Tripple Redd

This musical masterpiece by famous boxer and food producer KSI is a soulful ballad of a rap song, showing his struggles from the screen to the ring, and from the pen to the king. Who’s penis wouldn’t be at full mast to a tune like that? Not not mine, that’s for sure!

2. 4’33” Composed by John Cage

Yes, I’m including a classical song in the list, but for good reason. Cage’s ability to play with a
variety of instruments really shows his strengths, with each instrument coming together in new
and unique ways, making your every thrust feel more intense. Just listen to those French Horns
while you French your partner.

3. “The Apartment” (Season 2, Episode 5), by Seinfeld

In this hilarious romp, Jerry helps Elaine get an apartment in his building, only for him to soon
regret that decision. Meanwhile, George starts to wear a wedding ring to pick up girls. A solid
episode, and a testament to Seinfeld’s wacky humor. Jerry and the crew do it again!

4. I Love Little Girls, by Oingo Boingo

Oh boy, do I have a song for all the PDF’s out there. Coming straight out of the Oscar
Nominated and Grammy Winning mind of Danny Elfman, this song is for all the diddlers who
don’t know what subtlety is. Enjoy the anthem of Little Saint James Island, as you make a Little
Saint James yourself.

5. Keergentchig, by Yat-Kah

Finally, if those songs don’t tickle your whipple, give Keergentchig a try to harden your fry. This
beautiful love song transcends time and space, leading it to be the cause of over 6,000 babies
each year in Mongolia, and to be banned from playing on any radios (so cars don’t crash).
Well, if you’re still reading this, then you either are asexual, or destined to die alone. Either way,
not my problem. Have fun getting made fun of.